Shocktoberfest 2006 - Condensed Version

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These are a few outtakes from my Very Low Budget Shocktoberfest Extravaganza originally shown in October of 2006.

The Ballad of Jan and Bill

Dr. Bill with his girlfriend Jan
found himself in a bit of a jam
driving too fast down highway 8
hit the brakes just a little too late

Jan lost her head in the accident
but that didn't sever their relationship
'cuz Dr. Bill's a mad scientist
and there ain't nothing that he can't fix

now Jan and Bill were engaged to be wed
but Bill wants more than just a talking head
gotta' find a new body for Jan
'cuz all he wants is to hold her hand

Bill leaves his lab in search of chicks
Jan wakes up and she's really ticked
such a cruel way for a girl to find
he loved her body more than he loved her mind

I won't tell you how the story ends
Just watch the movie and then tell your friends
and here's the moral, so be forewarned
hell hath no fury like a headless woman scorned

Dr. Bill with his girlfriend Jan
found himself in a bit of a jam
driving too fast down highway 8
hit the brakes just a little too late